the smell of ......... in the morning

Okay, forgive me if this is too...um, delicate, but it has to be said. Why, oh why do people think French Vanilla air freshener is acceptable in a bathroom? The users of my restroom at work have decided this is an optimum and desirable scent for covering up bathroom smells. Tell me, do you know the horror that is bowel movement and french vanilla?? It is gag inducing. It is almost vomit inducing. Cookies and poop. Ice cream parlor and poop. Rotten ice cream. Outhouse in a bakery. Vanilla bean diapers. I have been very tempted to spray the WHOLE can away in secret and hope they buy a new scent next.