Juicy Office Gossip

Do you ever feel like you live in the movie "Office Space?"
Just this week someone came into my office and told me some rather juicy office gossip. She told me it's highly confidential, and that I never heard it from her. And not to tell anyone. But I'm going to tell you, because...well, I guess I like to gossip. And because I don't think you'll a) care, and b) tell anyone.
Here it is. the juiciest shrapnel of office gossip ever uttered on earth:

"I really want to move into the office across the hall from me."


Did that just make your day? Do you now feel you are "in the know??" Good, I'm so glad!
I work in a library, folks! It gets pretty exciting!