Dani: Look, Esmerelda, I have some Disney stickers. Do you want one??
Esmerelda: Ooooh, yes!
Dani: I got these at the dollar section in Target. Do you like Disney?
Esmerelda: Yes, I do! I love Mickey.
Dani: I'm a huge Donald Fan.
Esmerelda: I don't like Donald.
Dani: (look of utter shock) Well, Mickey is boring! So there. And, you're fired. Take that!
Okay, so I didn't say that fired part. But I thought it.
But really...how do you NOT like Donald?? How do you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever think Mickey is better than Donald?

Okay, I've met some people who are brainwashed by Mickey's trance-inducing high-pitched voice and boring mannerisms. But most of those people like Donald. They just think they like Mickey better. Today might actually be the first time I have ever been awakened to the reality that some people might not like Donald. And I tell ya...my view of the world is seriously changed. damaged, even.
Please, everyone...if you are a fellow disturbed person, and like poor little Esmerelda, you don't like feathered, cranky, mischevious, feisty, adorable, plucky, singing Donald....Please don't tell me. It might push me right over the edge, and I might withdraw to my room and eat double stuf oreos for three straight days.
Now...I have to go seriously re-evaluate my roster of students for next Spring.
