Tuesday, April 26, 2011

icky doo doo

I want you to imagine something:


Imagine biting into a juicy red tomato. Then imagine taking a bite of canned peach while there's still tomato in your mouth. Not such a pleasant thought, huh?


Now imagine dousing the above ingredients first in mayonnaise, then in ketchup.


BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I introduce you to Arethra Franklin's Summer Salad, as printed in people magazine.


She claims to have lost 85 lbs by eating salad. I can see why. I would lose weight if this salad was served to me, too! I wouldn't touch it. I'm sorry, but that dressing really does me in!

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